Showing posts with label Communications. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Communications. Show all posts

Thursday, 5 July 2012

Will the aviation industry survive??


Watch out Legacy Carriers....its gonna be a head on collision..
  What is the backbone of the tourism industry in Asia? ASEAN in particular???

Internet and Low Cost Carrier

Internet is effecting everyone in the world…we are now talking about M-Commerce….E-Commerce is obsolete!!!! The world is run by smartphones these days…If you don’t have a smartphone today, you will be left behind…consider yourself STUPID!!!...by the way…M-Commerce is for Mobile-Commerce….see what I mean by being left behind??

I'd rather do this than to take off my belt and shoes at Suvarnabumi, Bangkok
If you wish to fly International and you had this done when you're drunk on your stag night party???? Bummer!!
If  they can do it on trains and busses...why not planes??

Without the internet???? Low Cost Carriers will not exist…their Modus Operandi depends fully on the internet…When Walt Disney once said that the world will be dominated by a Mouse…He wasn’t talking about Mickey!! Its that thing u click next to your computer!!


A low-cost carrier or low-cost airline (also known as a no-frills, discount or budget carrier or airline or cheap flight) is an airline that generally has lower fares and fewer comforts. To make up for revenue lost in decreased ticket prices, the airline may charge for extras like food, priority boarding, seat allocating, and baggage etc.
 
The term originated within the airline industry referring to airlines with a lower operating cost structure than their competitors. While the term is often applied to any carrier with low ticket prices and limited services, regardless of their operating models, low-cost carriers should not be confused with regional airlines that operate short flights without service, or with full-service airlines offering some reduced fares.
 

In due course, some airlines have actively sought to market and advertise themselves as low-cost, budget, or discount airlines while maintaining products usually associated with traditional mainline carrier's services which often result in increased operational complexity. Among these products which tend increase complexity to reduce efficiency are preferred or assigned seating, catering other items rather than basic beverages, differentiated premium cabins, satellite or ground based wifi internet, and in-flight audio video entertainment. As such by advertising themselves as low-cost, this branch and category of airlines seek to gain a competitive marketing advantage over other similarly priced air transportation carrier's products; even though in actuality fare prices for the passenger may be parallel to other airline options due to the associated add-on fees low-cost, discount, or budget; are increasingly accessing travelers to appear less expensive than traditional network or airline alliance linked carriers.
No joke!!

No Frills Pilot!!
These are the LCC’s of ASIA
Use every inch of space!!

Okay...you caught me...I got most of that from Wikipedia..but believe you me, if I had spent a week in the library looking up on LCC...I'd get the same info!!! So work smart lah! That...my friend,.... is the power of the Internet!!! Muhahahaaa

There are 23 Low Cost Carriers based in ASEAN alone!!! LCC!!! Not including those legacy airlines like Singapore Airways, Malaysia, Royal Thai etc….

23 !!!

So what is the future of Airlines Business??? If you ask me….

 

LCC’s will eat up the market ….fly more people to more funny parts of the world…. Cheaper….people will stop complaining about the RM9.90 Nasi Lemak cause they already understand the business model. Infact they will start to question why do legacy carriers charge much more in ticket prices when their Nasi Lemak is no better….

 

Legacy Airlines will have to team up, shrink down and fight a losing battle all the way….put it this way….

The Legacy Airlines are gonna be those British Aristocrats in red jackets and pants that ballon up their arses on horseback going fox-hunting…with a bunch of hounds….still struggling to keep their pathetic lifestyles when the world’s perception of what is accepted in society have changed drastically….No, they will not wake up, infact they may just drop dead without any continuation plan…

 

My advice is…if you want the experience of flying on the new Double Decker A380 (Bought by legacy carriers)…do it now…its gonna be another Hindenberg Airship….going down in flames…just another Blimp in the history of aviation…unless they change their ways....drastically change...NOW!!!

 
So…? Its cheaper now than ever to fly....Let’s Jom !!!

Thursday, 1 March 2012

How to use your handphone as a translator?


Easy peasy….humans have always been able to communicate among one another even if they could not understand each other’s language. How do you think the first humans roamed this earth? Christopher Columbus used his iPad with some sort of Google translate apps to it?

Apart from audio language people communicate through body language, sign language, sounds of mimicking, monkey faces etc… some still do, just put on your iPod headphones and watch the world go by….u see all the gestures when people communicate? Some societies use these gestures more than others, Italians are the champions of Europe whilst in Asia it’s the Indians… their subtle bob head movement can either mean ‘I understand’ to ‘Seriously??!!’ To ‘Let’s go!!’ To ‘What the….’ I’ve been living among them since I was born and yet I still can’t decipher the code…

People also communicate through a 3rd party language. Have you ever heard an Indian person talking to a Chinese person about the general election in Malay ? Or a Russian immigrant cursing a Afghan immigrant in English on the streets of Brixton? Maybe the reason they are quarelling is because both don’t really understand each other’s English???  Have you seen an Italian talk? Yes I said SEEN not heard… A deaf person would be able to understand Giovanni Fettuchinni by just observing his hand gestures.


 So if you are going to another country or region and you are afraid that you may face problems by not being able to speak the local dialect or language…don’t worry … use you phone! And its FREE!!! Use any phone with a camera app. Contrary to popular belief, the camera apps was NOT designed for teenagers to take their own vain pictures pouting their mouths as though a golf ball had just been shoved up where the sun don’t shine…



Here are some of the basic pictures needed to get away from speaking to your host….just show the pics on your phone and they will understand what u need....

                        Japanese Style       


The Stupids


Where is the public phone?
(if you have no signal or international roaming, kinda awkward if the person points to the handphone in your hand huh?)


                                       Where is the bus stop?



What time does the attraction open/close?











                                Where can I get a bite to eat?


How far is….




Where is….(make sure you plan and research your destination and download some pics of important sites and destinations..)




Is the Police Station nearby?



                                                     Post Office?



                                                           Subway?







Pharmacy?




                                                              Mosque?



Train Station?


                                                                             River?
Beach?
                                                              Cigarette?
Money Changer?

                                                                        Taxi?
 


24hr Convenience store?









Modus Operandi:

Just show the picture to the local person who you think would have the patience to assist you
(the uglier you are the less likely they would help…same case all over the world, so if locals won’t help you, you’ve either got a bad photo or you’re just too damn ugly)

It helps to make some basic gestures like point or asking or look there, don’t be too aggressive like a Baboon on Vodka overdose when you come to this stage for they might think that you’re on some sort of illegal drugs….

Eureka! Just imagine you’re a lost and deaf Italian person….

People will generally help …for the ladies, undo a few blouse buttons and there’ll be a bee line of men willing to help…for the men..the same thing only happens in Old Trafford, Manchester….the home of ‘Man United’…get it??
Reminder, If you are lost in France, ask directions in any language you know including gibberish but not English….they tend to walk away if you speak English. Don’t ask me why, I’m neither French nor English…

If you insist in speaking and asking…in English, saying it slowly would help but NOT LOUDLY!!! Who said that these people were deaf??

But if they speak in their mother tongue to you VERY LOUDLY and slowly….don’t be angry….annoying as it may be, please realise that you’re the one that’s lost remember????

I hope this tip helps………now Let’s JOM !!!!